Talk Not to Me of Eloquence

You’re probably the most interesting person I’ve ever met if you’re anything like yourself on Facebook. I would probably overlook your usual ho-hum of everyday misgivings and think that underneath the countless sighing and the humble boasting, you’re everything I ever wanted to be. You’ve always been so witty and semi-independent and streetwise in your Timeline that I’m belittling myself thinking, why can’t I be like this guy? I’d even be slightly envious of your everyday meal posts if I had not known you to eat the same greasy shit I’ve been having for the last decade. Yeah, you’re probably going to be my hero (IRL) if you’re anything like yourself on Facebook.

But knowing your personally kinda ruins Facebook for me.

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About kyogakura
Bored 95% of the time.

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